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Our first selection is the vole  Yes, this rat will likely chew your eyes out rather than look at you. Sure to stop the screaming of the kids in just a matter of moments. |
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Next, we have Chewbaca  He'll either stink so much your kids will pass out, or if they piss him off, he'll rip their arms off. If they survive that, the wookie will provide excellent protection from any bullies at school. |
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The Deadly water moccasin  If you don't watch out, it'll squeeze you so tight it'll pop your damn head off. Fun for the whole family! |
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